the worst part about periods is like
i wash you, vagina
i buy you nice toys
i even give you a hair cut sometimes
and you gon do me like this, vagina?
you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES
My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
The Hemsworth brothers, Tom Hanks, and Meryl Streep star in a 1:00 “Charlie Bit My Finger” spoof
is thiS FOR REAL DID THEY ACTUALY TAKE THE TIME TO DO THIS I CAN NOT HANDLEGenius
Imagine waking up nuzzling to Thorin’s chest after a night full of sweet love making with the King under the mountainSubmitted by Anon
shout out to thorin oakenshield for getting lost in the shire not once, but twice
too majestic to ask for directions
Even the ring wraiths asked for directions.
This. THIS is the Dean I adore. This. This man who makes women feel comfortable. Beautiful. Allowed to be themselves completely. Who sees a girl stuffing her mouth and thinks nothing of it, doesn’t make fun of her or make any kind of passing comment to Sam… cuz he’s stuffing his too. Dean, who tells a woman who fell in love with a “thicker” man that he understands that that extra cushioning is nice. Dean, who tells a woman who’s husband left her because he thought she was too fat, that he doesn’t deserve her.
Like, I could picture Dean cuddled up with a cute chubby girl…. like me or you or any girl regardless of her weight, he’d feed her pecan pie while snuggled up watching star trek and LotR and Game of Thrones re-runs.
I am so damn proud of what kind of man Dean Winchester is.
I was watching a documentary on how the image of the devil was formed over time, and they did a section on a middle-aged painting. It was their first real evidence of Lucifer being portrayed as evil; it showed him being locked into the cage of hell with all the demons and sinners etc, truly the devil.
Guess what the painting was called.
GUESS WHAT THE PAINTING WAS CALLED.
THE WINCHESTER PSALTER.
It has a Wikipedia page [x]
Wildwood Trail, Forest Park, Portland, Oregon